Once upon a time a mystical and very wonderful creature was born. That creature enjoyed blogging about humor and ocassionally several fandoms.This creature was friendly and enjoyed being talked to. As a matter of fact, this magical and fabulous creature /still/ does. This creature's name is Michelle and she is absolutely freaking fabutous.                                                                                               Attack On Titan Blog: The-Jean-Kirstein


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sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

m0stlydead:

usuallyantisocial:

mantaradius:

firetrucking-himym:

Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color

/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply

red heads would in fact be satanic 

Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way round. If your hair looked like your eyes that’d be neato

*brown eyed people sighs deeply again*

2 weeks ago on August 12th, 2014 | J | 608,374 notes

n-a-blue-box:

valvala:

also there were like way too many sexual jokes in teenage mutant turtles. not that there were A LOT but hearing a teenage mutant ninja turtle say “she’s so hot i can feel my shell getting tight” is not something i ever wanted to hear and now that i have i cannot unhear it

lol im laughing a lot actually

2 weeks ago on August 12th, 2014 | J | 41,584 notes

straystuff:

Archangels are fierce

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They’re absolute

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Heaven’s most terrifying weapon

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And then there’s Gabriel:

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2 weeks ago on August 12th, 2014 | J | 87,346 notes

farorescourage:

just-a-little-stump:

trauntwave:

a transgender person has a child

they are now transparent

I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun

MY FRIENDS MADE THIS FUCKING JOKE AT ME WHEN I CAME OUT AND IM STILL INCREDULOUS ABOUT IT.
THIS FUCKING PUN.

2 weeks ago on August 12th, 2014 | J | 118,390 notes

ostracizedpoodle:

you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be

2 weeks ago on August 12th, 2014 | J | 210,987 notes

outfits + Doctor Who’s 50th Anniversary

2 weeks ago on August 12th, 2014 | J | 1,421 notes

uglysoulsbeautifulbodies:

DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE HOW I PUT RED IN IT. I PUT RED IN IT. AND THEY NOTICED.” MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD KNOWS YOU ARE PROUD OF THEM.

2 weeks ago on August 12th, 2014 | J | 136,141 notes
ask-the-full-fem-marco:

((For paperheart-princess because she sent in the heart for the mun selfie meme. Idek what my face is doing))

ask-the-full-fem-marco:

((For paperheart-princess because she sent in the heart for the mun selfie meme. Idek what my face is doing))

2 weeks ago on August 12th, 2014 | J | 32 notes

Go on invade my privacy :)

1: Where did you come from ?
2: Where did you go?
3: Where did you come from cotton eyed joe?
2 weeks ago on August 12th, 2014 | J | 20,130 notes

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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2 weeks ago on August 12th, 2014 | J | 519,844 notes

seriousjones:

when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass

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2 weeks ago on August 12th, 2014 | J | 120,610 notes

intrauterine:

"Depression is such a cruel punishment. There are no fevers, no rashes, no blood tests to send people scurrying in concern. Just the slow erosion of the self, as insidious as any cancer. And, like cancer, it is essentially a solitary experience. A room in hell with only your name on the door."

2 weeks ago on August 12th, 2014 | J | 145,711 notes
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relahvant:

the last one tho omg

2 weeks ago on August 12th, 2014 | J | 174,122 notes

arctickayla:

tkushes:

rhabdomancer:

tkushes:

never seen awful statues?? I think u are forgetting all of Michelangelo’s attempts at sculpting women, the big queer

Damn, how could I forget?

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Dented oranges are my favorite type of breast

Michel-I’ve never seen a naked woman-angelo 

2 weeks ago on August 12th, 2014 | J | 233,646 notes