Yeah I don't use this blog anymore oopsy daisy. Follow me at The-Jean-Kirstein for the blog I use now. Okie bye sorry guys! D:


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Haha sorry for abandoning this account oops I’ll totally com e back. That’s a lie. This is dead now oops sorry D:

1 month ago on September 6th, 2014 | J | 1 note

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

m0stlydead:

usuallyantisocial:

mantaradius:

firetrucking-himym:

Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color

/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply

red heads would in fact be satanic 

Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way round. If your hair looked like your eyes that’d be neato

*brown eyed people sighs deeply again*

2 months ago on August 12th, 2014 | J | 629,157 notes

n-a-blue-box:

valvala:

also there were like way too many sexual jokes in teenage mutant turtles. not that there were A LOT but hearing a teenage mutant ninja turtle say “she’s so hot i can feel my shell getting tight” is not something i ever wanted to hear and now that i have i cannot unhear it

lol im laughing a lot actually

2 months ago on August 12th, 2014 | J | 42,276 notes

straystuff:

Archangels are fierce

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They’re absolute

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Heaven’s most terrifying weapon

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And then there’s Gabriel:

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2 months ago on August 12th, 2014 | J | 90,925 notes

farorescourage:

just-a-little-stump:

trauntwave:

a transgender person has a child

they are now transparent

I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun

MY FRIENDS MADE THIS FUCKING JOKE AT ME WHEN I CAME OUT AND IM STILL INCREDULOUS ABOUT IT.
THIS FUCKING PUN.

2 months ago on August 12th, 2014 | J | 145,954 notes

ostracizedpoodle:

you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be

2 months ago on August 12th, 2014 | J | 219,361 notes

outfits + Doctor Who’s 50th Anniversary

2 months ago on August 12th, 2014 | J | 1,579 notes

uglysoulsbeautifulbodies:

DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE HOW I PUT RED IN IT. I PUT RED IN IT. AND THEY NOTICED.” MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD KNOWS YOU ARE PROUD OF THEM.

2 months ago on August 12th, 2014 | J | 137,434 notes
ask-the-full-fem-marco:

((For paperheart-princess because she sent in the heart for the mun selfie meme. Idek what my face is doing))

ask-the-full-fem-marco:

((For paperheart-princess because she sent in the heart for the mun selfie meme. Idek what my face is doing))

2 months ago on August 12th, 2014 | J | 34 notes

Go on invade my privacy :)

1: Where did you come from ?
2: Where did you go?
3: Where did you come from cotton eyed joe?
2 months ago on August 12th, 2014 | J | 20,162 notes

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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2 months ago on August 12th, 2014 | J | 525,564 notes

seriousjones:

when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass

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2 months ago on August 12th, 2014 | J | 134,890 notes

intrauterine:

"Depression is such a cruel punishment. There are no fevers, no rashes, no blood tests to send people scurrying in concern. Just the slow erosion of the self, as insidious as any cancer. And, like cancer, it is essentially a solitary experience. A room in hell with only your name on the door."

2 months ago on August 12th, 2014 | J | 210,018 notes
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relahvant:

the last one tho omg

2 months ago on August 12th, 2014 | J | 279,604 notes